Apparently I do not know the Muffin Man. In fact, the Muffin Man and I do not get along. Here's proof:
I wanted to make muffins this morning for Trevor and I. The batter smelled delicious. It was Krusteaz Cranberry Orange Muffin mix! Mmm... But as I was placing the muffin pan into the oven, the pan slid out of my hand. Sad times.